Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! http://kasu.org en Prediction http://kasu.org/post/prediction-107 <div class="fullattribution">Copyright 2014 NPR. To see more, visit http://www.npr.org/.<img src="http://www.google-analytics.com/__utm.gif?utmac=UA-5828686-4&utmdt=Prediction&utme=8(APIKey)9(MDAxNDE5MTcxMDEyMTgwMzY4Njc5YmU4NQ004)"/></div><p>Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now panel, what will be that next bit of welcome good news? Brian Babylon.<p>BRIAN BABYLON: The Gap's going to announce they're going to release a pair of cheap pants for people who are half-ass.<p>(APPLAUSE)<p>SAGAL: That would be good news. I would like that. Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:01:00 +0000 editor 47499 at http://kasu.org Lightning Fill In The Blank http://kasu.org/post/lightning-fill-blank-108 <div class="fullattribution">Copyright 2014 NPR. To see more, visit http://www.npr.org/.<img src="http://www.google-analytics.com/__utm.gif?utmac=UA-5828686-4&utmdt=Lightning+Fill+In+The+Blank&utme=8(APIKey)9(MDAxNDE5MTcxMDEyMTgwMzY4Njc5YmU4NQ004)"/></div><p>Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can, each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Brian and Luke have two apiece. Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:01:00 +0000 editor 47500 at http://kasu.org Limericks http://kasu.org/post/limericks-104 <div class="fullattribution">Copyright 2014 NPR. To see more, visit http://www.npr.org/.<img src="http://www.google-analytics.com/__utm.gif?utmac=UA-5828686-4&utmdt=Limericks&utme=8(APIKey)9(MDAxNDE5MTcxMDEyMTgwMzY4Njc5YmU4NQ004)"/></div><p>Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Coming up, it's Lightning Fill In The Blank. But first, it's a game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you would like to play on air, call and leave a message 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924 - or click the contact us link on our website, waitwait.npr.org. Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:01:00 +0000 editor 47501 at http://kasu.org Prediction http://kasu.org/post/prediction-106 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now panel, where will the next giant hole show up? Sat, 19 Jul 2014 16:10:00 +0000 editor 47206 at http://kasu.org Lightning Fill In The Blank http://kasu.org/post/lightning-fill-blank-107 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now on to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Bobcat has one, Roxanne and Roy are tied with three.<p>(APPLAUSE)<p>SAGAL: So it's Bobcat.<p>BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: Are you sure? I don't even remember getting one.<p>SAGAL: Bobcat, you're in third-place. You're up first. The clock will start when I begin your first question. Sat, 19 Jul 2014 16:10:00 +0000 editor 47207 at http://kasu.org Limericks http://kasu.org/post/limericks-103 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>'Cause how often does that happen? Hi, you're on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.<p>CARLA: Hi.<p>SAGAL: Hi, who's this?<p>CARLA: My name is Carla.<p>SAGAL: Hey, Carla. Where are you calling from?<p>CARLA: I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina.<p>SAGAL: Oh, that's awesome. Charlotte is a great place.<p>CARLA: Woo, I just heard somebody yell.<p>BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: In your house? Get out.<p>SAGAL: Carla, welcome to the show. Bill Kurtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. Sat, 19 Jul 2014 16:10:00 +0000 editor 47208 at http://kasu.org Prediction http://kasu.org/post/prediction-105 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now, panel, whose private letters will embarrass them next? Brian Babylon.<p>BRIAN BABYLON: All right, they're going to find Harry Potter's private diary where he admits he wanted to be down with Slytherin the whole time.<p>(LAUGHTER)<p>SAGAL: Woah. Paula Poundstone.<p>PAULA POUNDSTONE: The von Trapp family will suffer the shame of this release; dear Captain von Trapp, I would like a raise. The kids keep singing. It's really bothering me.<p>(LAUGHTER)<p>SAGAL: And Mr. Fri, 11 Jul 2014 22:56:00 +0000 editor 46864 at http://kasu.org Lightning Fill In The Blank http://kasu.org/post/lightning-fill-blank-106 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Onto our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can - each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Well, Paula has four. Brian and Tom have two.<p>SAGAL: Oh, my goodness, Paula.<p>(APPLAUSE)<p>PAULA POUNDSTONE: Woah.<p>BRIAN BABYLON: Man.<p>POUNDSTONE: It's the altitude.<p>SAGAL: Well, we flipped a coin, and Tom was elected to go first. So here we go. Fri, 11 Jul 2014 22:56:00 +0000 editor 46865 at http://kasu.org Limericks http://kasu.org/post/limericks-102 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Coming up, it's Lightning Fill In The Blank. But first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1(888) WAITWAIT. That's 1(888) 924-8924. Or click the Contact Us link on our website waitwait.npr.org. There, you can find out about attending our weekly live shows back at the Chase Bank Auditorium in Chicago, Illinois, and check out the latest "How To Do Everything" podcast. This week, Mike and Ian expose the shocking secret habits of Chicago Cubs fans. Fri, 11 Jul 2014 22:56:00 +0000 editor 46866 at http://kasu.org Guess The Newsmaker http://kasu.org/post/guess-newsmaker Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Last year with Paula Poundstone, Maz Jobrani and Faith Salie, we decided to bring back an old game.<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Was it rounders, marbles, kick the can, conkers, memblety peg, huckle buckle beanstalk?<p>(APPLAUSE)<p>SAGAL: No, actually, Bill. Although they all sounds like great fun. Let's let Carl explain.<p>KURTIS: Guess the News Maker.<p>SAGAL: So it's time to welcome to our show one Ricardo Baca. Ricardo, welcome to WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.<p>RICARDO BACA: Hey, thanks a lot.<p>SAGAL: Now, panelists, Mr. Baca here, Ricardo, has a new job. Sat, 05 Jul 2014 16:08:00 +0000 editor 46558 at http://kasu.org Not My Job: Poet Billy Collins Takes A Quiz About Phil Collins http://kasu.org/post/not-my-job-poet-billy-collins-takes-quiz-about-phil-collins Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now I end every show by saying this is NPR. And every now and then, we are required by contract to act like we really are NPR.<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: So in 2013, we invited a very classy guest to talk with Peter, Paula, Faith and Tom.<p>SAGAL: Billy Collins is the most acclaimed poet in America today. He was the country's Poet Laureate from 2001 to 2003. Now, we could try to describe what his poetry is like aesthetically, but this is 21st century America. So let's just say that poetry is like song lyrics except they don't rhyme, and you talk them. Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:23:00 +0000 editor 46553 at http://kasu.org Bluff The Listener http://kasu.org/post/bluff-listener-65 Transcript <p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELLME, the NPR News quiz. I'm Bill Kurtis. And here's your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.<p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Thank you, Bill.<p>(APPLAUSE)<p>SAGAL: Thank you. This week - thank you. You guys. This week, we're lost in nostalgia as we just sit and relive our own achievements. Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:23:00 +0000 editor 46554 at http://kasu.org Actor Tony Shalhoub Takes A Quiz About Nuns http://kasu.org/post/actor-tony-shalhoub-takes-quiz-about-nuns Because Shalhoub has played a Monk, (the obsessive compulsive detective on the TV series Monk), we're going to ask him three questions about nuns. Originally broadcast March 6, 2010. Sat, 05 Jul 2014 15:23:00 +0000 editor 46555 at http://kasu.org Prediction http://kasu.org/post/prediction-104 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now, panel, what will replace biting in the World Cup? Roxanne Roberts?<p>ROXANNE ROBERTS: They'll rip off their shirts and try to out peck each other.<p>(LAUGHTER)<p>SAGAL: Shelby Fero?<p>SHELBY FERO: Just good old-fashioned gummin', man. Pull out those teeth and just go to town.<p>(LAUGHTER)<p>SAGAL: (Making chewing sounds). And Luke Burbank?<p>LUKE BURBANK: I don't know. Fri, 27 Jun 2014 22:08:00 +0000 editor 46243 at http://kasu.org Lightning Fill In The Blank http://kasu.org/post/lightning-fill-blank-105 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now on to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?<p>BILL KURTIS: Roxanne and Shelby are tied with two. Luke has four.<p>SAGAL: Oh, my goodness, Luke. Well done. We have flipped a coin. Shelby has elected to go first. The clock will start when they begin your first question. Fill in the blank. Fri, 27 Jun 2014 22:08:00 +0000 editor 46244 at http://kasu.org Limericks http://kasu.org/post/limericks-101 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Coming up, it's Lightning Fill In The Blank. But first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call and leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Or click the contact us link on our website - waitwait.npr.org. There, you can find out about attending our weekly live shows right here at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago. Fri, 27 Jun 2014 22:08:00 +0000 editor 46245 at http://kasu.org Prediction http://kasu.org/post/prediction-103 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now, panel, what will be the new name for the Washington Redskins? P.J. Sat, 21 Jun 2014 00:05:00 +0000 editor 45916 at http://kasu.org Lightning Fill In The Blank http://kasu.org/post/lightning-fill-blank-104 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you please give us the scores?<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: P.J. has one, Maz three, Kyrie four.<p>SAGAL: Oh, my goodness.<p>MAZ JOBRANI: Wow.<p>O'ROURKE: OK.<p>SAGAL: Because you're in third place, P.J., you are up first. The clock will start when I begin your first question. Please fill in the blank. On Tuesday, the U.S. Sat, 21 Jun 2014 00:05:00 +0000 editor 45917 at http://kasu.org Limericks http://kasu.org/post/limericks-100 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Coming up, it's Lightning Fill In The Blank. But first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Or click the contact us link at our website, waitwait.npr.org. There you can find out about attending our weekly live shows back at the Chase Bank Auditorium in Chicago, Illinois. And our upcoming show is at Red Rocks in Colorado on July 10 and at Tanglewood in Lenox, Massachusetts on August 28. Sat, 21 Jun 2014 00:05:00 +0000 editor 45918 at http://kasu.org Prediction http://kasu.org/post/prediction-102 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now, panel, who will be the next person to write a giant book no one wants to read? Fri, 13 Jun 2014 21:09:00 +0000 editor 45602 at http://kasu.org Lightning Fill In The Blank http://kasu.org/post/lightning-fill-blank-103 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now on to our final game, Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Tom and Brian each have two. Ophira has four.<p>SAGAL: Whoa.<p>(APPLAUSE)<p>OPHIRA EISENBERG, BYLINE: Whoa.<p>SAGAL: Ophira, not bad for a rookie. We've flipped a coin. Tom's elected to go first. Here you go. The clock will start when I begin your first question. Fill in the blank. Fri, 13 Jun 2014 21:09:00 +0000 editor 45603 at http://kasu.org Limericks http://kasu.org/post/limericks-99 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Coming up, it's Lighting Fill in the Blank. But first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888- 924-8924 or click the contact us link on our website waitwait.npr.org. There you can find out about attending our weekly live shows here at the Chase Bank Auditorium in Chicago and our first ever show in the mountains outside Denver at the Red Rocks Amphitheater on July 10. Be sure to check out this week's How To Do Everything podcast. Fri, 13 Jun 2014 21:09:00 +0000 editor 45604 at http://kasu.org Prediction http://kasu.org/post/prediction-101 Our panelists predict the new system for identifying hurricanes. Sat, 07 Jun 2014 15:34:00 +0000 editor 45315 at http://kasu.org Lightning Fill In The Blank http://kasu.org/post/lightning-fill-blank-102 Transcript <p>PETER SAGAL, HOST: <p>Now on to our final game, Lighting Fill In The Blank. Each of our players has 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?<p>BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Peter and Mo each have three. Jessi has two going into this.<p>SAGAL: All right. Jessi, you are in third place. You're up first. The clock will start when I begin your first question. Fill in the blank. Sat, 07 Jun 2014 15:34:00 +0000 editor 45316 at http://kasu.org Limericks http://kasu.org/post/limericks-98 Bill reads three news-related limericks: Manmary Glands, Larger Loafers, Bargain Hunting vs. Bed Hopping. Sat, 07 Jun 2014 15:34:00 +0000 editor 45317 at http://kasu.org